The Final Ride

25 01 2010

When I was in high school my mother and I took a summer trip with my Grandparents to Memphis, Tennessee to visit Graceland. The trip began innocently enough. Grandma and Grandpa were riding in the back with the map. Mom and I sat up front and giggled at everything. Every now and then a question not relevant to much of anything would come from the backseat. It was obvious that two different conversations were happening in the car. I think Grandma was getting worried that I was driving too fast and might miss the turnoff to Tupelo. She kept the map out, and watched the road signs carefully, calling them out as we’d pass an exit. Meanwhile I was looking for a pop station on the radio in central Mississippi and wasn’t having much luck. Mom was stressed about something as well, though I can’t recall what it was. I think she needed to pee. The car was full of our voices all twisted and tangled with one another as we hurtled toward the Tennessee mountains. Grandpa had remained strangely quiet during all of this. I caught glimpses of him in the rearview mirror and saw him staring out the window, content to be watching the endless cow pastures whizz by. Just then a large truck came up on my left side. I merged over a bit to give it more room and to escape the wind shear coming off the sides. Mom continued her quest for any sign of a restroom. Grandma unfolded and folded the map again.

“Look, there goes a truck load of chickens,” Grandpa said.

The car fell silent.

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Sticky & Sweet Tour finally on DVD!

12 01 2010

This just in!

Madonna’s most recent stage extravaganza, the “Sticky & Sweet” concert, will be released on March 30th, it was announced today by Live Nation, the world’s largest live music company. “Sticky & Sweet”, which was produced by Live Nation, was the most successful tour by a solo artist in history and was seen by over 3.5 million fans in 32 countries around the world. The show, which will be distributed by Warner Bros Records, will be available on DVD, Blu-Ray and CD and will include many of the Material Girl’s hits from the course of her unprecedented career including, “4 Minutes,” “Like a Prayer,” “Hung Up” and “Ray of Light”. Filmed in Buenos Aires, over four days to a crowd exceeding 256,000 fans, the concert also includes a show stopping moment when Madonna performs a historic “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” to a thunderous audience response from her Argentine fans. Also included are several hits from the multi-Grammy winner’s most recent CD “Hard Candy” which debuted at No. 1 in 37 countries. The DVD also includes 30 minutes of exclusive footage filmed behind the scenes during the course of the tour.

I wasn’t completely thrilled with the obvious vocal tampering they did for the TV broadcast of this show in the UK so maybe the DVD will contain the actual live vocal. Something tells me it won’t. At least its on Blu-Ray! This will be the first of her concerts to hit that format. Maybe now that she’s with LiveNation the fans will get what they want for a change.

Also worth mentioning is the current flood of seemingly legitimate rumours that the “official” ReInvention Tour DVD is about to be leaked. The story goes that Madonna was not happy with the direction of the footage that was shot and decided to scrap the project. She did say in at least one interview that they were working on the DVD and that it would be released but that was many years ago. I hope the rumour is true. I have several very good bootlegs of the show but the pro-shot footage has become something of a Holy Grail in the Madonna fan community. We should know very soon if the rumour is true.





It’s Aviance, Bitch!

6 01 2010

New York drag legend Kevin Aviance and Gay Pimp Jonny McGovern have put together a fiercetastic cover of Britney Spears’ hit “Gimme More”. The track is now available on iTunes.





Raise the Titonic

15 12 2009

I am a big fan of kitschy crap. Sadly, I don’t have near enough of it in my home. Instead our house looks like a Crate & Barrel catalog. Not that it is a bad thing. There are worse catalogs to turn to for inspiration. Big Lots comes to mind. But I adore odd and weird things like Aunt Jemima cookie jars and tables made out of window panes and so forth. So, when I saw this on Amazon I erupted with glee and ordered one immediately.

Yes, that is an ice tray that makes Titanic and iceberg ice cubes for your gin and tonic, or in this case…your Titonic. Is it poor taste? Probably. But you know you want a set. Click the pic to order. Remember, women and children first.





Christmas Sweaterpalooza 2009

3 12 2009

After a month spent running around Atlanta to every thrift store and tackly clothing store I could think of looking for holiday festive attire I thought I was beaten. Then, at the last minute my mother reminded me that my dear old Grandmother had a Christmas sweater vest that might meet my needs. I did not have high hopes for it. I figured it would be red with a poinsettia or two on it. Instead I was presented with a truly epic piece of Americana that embodied everything I had ever dreamed a tacky Christmas sweater could be.

What you don’t see here is the sweet necktie I got on clearance at Sears that has a manger scene on it. The Baby Jesus himself was going to make an appearance on my behalf. Angels wept. I did have some competition though.

Scott, the boy genius from marketing stole the ladies hearts with his Griswold-esque ensemble. I represented the seventh grade teacher with a good heart but no fashion sense, and Troy was stold cold pimpin in his red fleece number with demonic elves.  I think my wholesome smile and the faint smell of my grandmother which lingered around me all night put people at ease and made them want me to bake for them. In the end I won Most Festively Dressed and I owe it all to the Baby Jesus.

The Christmas Season has officially begun.





Some Sanity

1 12 2009

I’ve been on vacation for a few weeks and am just returning to the blogosphere today. It was nice to see this story pop up just as I was finishing my lunch. Charles Johnson, the author of very popular conservative blog called Little Green Footballs is jumping ship. He cites his reasons in his latest post:

Why I Parted Ways With The Right

1. Support for fascists, both in America (see: Pat Buchanan, Robert Stacy McCain, etc.) and in Europe (see: Vlaams Belang, BNP, SIOE, Pat Buchanan, etc.)
2. Support for bigotry, hatred, and white supremacism (see: Pat Buchanan, Ann Coulter, Robert Stacy McCain, Lew Rockwell, etc.)
3. Support for throwing women back into the Dark Ages, and general religious fanaticism (see: Operation Rescue, anti-abortion groups, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, Tony Perkins, the entire religious right, etc.)
4. Support for anti-science bad craziness (see: creationism, climate change denialism, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, James Inhofe, etc.)
5. Support for homophobic bigotry (see: Sarah Palin, Dobson, the entire religious right, etc.)
6. Support for anti-government lunacy (see: tea parties, militias, Fox News, Glenn Beck, etc.)
7. Support for conspiracy theories and hate speech (see: Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Birthers, creationists, climate deniers, etc.)
8. A right-wing blogosphere that is almost universally dominated by raging hate speech (see: Hot Air, Free Republic, Ace of Spades, etc.)
9. Anti-Islamic bigotry that goes far beyond simply criticizing radical Islam, into support for fascism, violence, and genocide (see: Pamela Geller, Robert Spencer, etc.)
10. Hatred for President Obama that goes far beyond simply criticizing his policies, into racism, hate speech, and bizarre conspiracy theories (see: witch doctor pictures, tea parties, Birthers, Michelle Malkin, Fox News, World Net Daily, Newsmax, and every other right wing source)

And much, much more. The American right wing has gone off the rails, into the bushes, and off the cliff.

I won’t be going over the cliff with them.

Bravo Mr. Johnson!






WASP WOMAN!

3 11 2009

Every Halloween for the past ten years or so my friends and I have gotten together for a scary movie night. It is a good way to avoid the costume nonsense and since we start late we avoid a lot of the trick or treaters as well. In the begining it was just a few of us, but over the years the crowd as grown as the single people paired off. We also used to try and choose good, scary movies. More often than not however they just ended up being dumb and after a few drinks we spent the evening making fun of them. In the past couple of years we have wisened up and started purposely choosing really bad and cheesy films. The selection this year, the 1959 Roger Corman classic The Wasp Woman, did not disappoint.

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24 – The Musical

30 10 2009

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Seeing the teaser for season 8 of 24 reminded me of this gem from a couple of years ago. The songs here are genius. I am especially loving “Bring it On” featuring Kim and the Cougar. Click the pic to experience it for yourselves.





The Real Housewives

23 10 2009

I’ve watched the Real Housewives of Atlanta off and on for since it began. I only watch it in spurts because keeping up with it every week gives me heartburn. But I did want to see the season two finale this week, mostly to find out if She by Sheree’ would turn out to be the hot mess I suspected it would. While watching I came to some conclusions.

First, Nene Leakes needs to take her nerve pills, and as Kandi so eloquently put it a few episodes back, she needs to “brr-RING it on DOWN!”

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Nene rants and raves about removing drama from her life, and how she has no time for people who disrespect her. Then she stomps all over Atlanta like Godzilla in dangly earrings starting drama with whomever she can find. I think she’d start shit with the baristas at Starbucks if she thought she’d get five more minutes of airtime. Having said that, Nene provided us with what has to be the best quote from any reality show ever during one of her many rants about Kim.

“She’s a low-down monkey with a wig on.”

Nene is fun when she’s not breathing fire and snatching wigs off heads. Her and Dwight together is comedy gold. She should focus on that instead of the drama.

Second, Sheree’ had no clue what she was doing when it came to putting together a fashion show. That much was obvious when the only feedback she’d give poor Dwight were blank stares. It would have been cool if she had given him some credit at the end of the night, but instead she acted as if she put the entire thing together between hair appointments. The show itself came off well, but the clothes…not so much. I think Kim’s stylist summed it up well when he expressed his amusement over her fashion “career” when he’d never even seen her sew. The update at the end of the show told us that in addition to her fashion line Sheree’ was now doing workout DVDs and “building her empire”. LOL ok.

The most frightening realization of the episode came when Kim told us that Nene would NOT be on her album. Wait, did she album? As in…more than one song “sung” by Kim? “Tardy for the Party” is cute, and has earned her a place on “I Love 2009″ on VH1 in ten years. But an album? No no no. If Kandi has any sense, which I think she does, she will stay far away from a Kim Zolciak album.

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Next season should be interesting, with the death of Kandi’s fiancee to deal with as well as the opening of her boutique Tags. I suspect Lisa will be pregnant next season as well. Let’s hope Nene’s doctor gets her dosage leveled out before then.





Final Thoughts on Paranormal Activity

12 10 2009

So I saw the film Paranormal Activity again this weekend with some friends and upon a second viewing I have some thoughts.

I still think the film is superb. It works on every level for me. It is truly frightening and unsettling in a time when every horror film released it just a rehash of the one before it full of loud noises, tits and gore. That formula has its place, but its boring. The group I saw Paranormal Activity with on Saturday was split. The ones that liked it felt more or less as I do about it. the reactions from the haters were more varied though. One person just thought it was silly and predictable; one got motion sickness and left, and one was so bored she filed her nails. I don’t judge though. To each their own. We saw a matinee so the theater was only about half full, and this made a big difference in how the current of fear spread through the crowd. This is a movie that definitely should be seen at night with a full house. Believe me, its worth waiting in line for. Still, despite knowing what was coming I still got scared. The simplicity of the production really helps to build the sense of dread even after multiple viewings. What is happening on screen is truly frightening no matter how many times you watch it, and there is no relief since you never leave the house. The fear is always there.

 (Spoilers follow. You’ve been warned.)

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